Sunday, December 19, 2010

Best friends


You’re not best friends because you sit together at lunch or talk on the phone, or have matching flip-flops, or you can recite each other’s wardrobe.

You’re best friends because when she smiles, a grin forces itself across your face, no matter how mad you are. When she cries, you instantly feel her pain and want to cry with her. When you look her in the eyes you know there’s no one you could ever trust more regardless of how many broken hearts you’ve had. That’s what it means to be best friends

someone


" Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely remember it’s true, someone somewhere is thinking of you "



Things you want to do


Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.


One u love


It breaks ur heart to see the one u love is happy with someone else.


But its more painful to know that the one u love is unhappy with u


Friend


I made a list of lovable person in my life with a pencil but when I came to Ur name I used a permanent marker Because ur my forever friend


Friday, December 17, 2010

Amazing truth about human tongue


It takes three years to learn how to use it…..


but it takes lifetime to learn when & where to use it….!


Faith


When god solves ur problem u have faith in his abilities….


When doesn’t solve ur problems, he has faith in ur abilities

What we want ?


V never get what V want,

V never want what V get

V never have what V like

V never like what V have


Still V live

Still V love &

Still V hope……….


Employees


Centuries ago, people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter, joys of life …… they were called SAINTS;


Now they are called EMPLOYEES !!!



Difference in Mechanic & Doctor

A mechanic was removing d engine parts from a motorcycle, when he spoted a famous heart surgeon in his shop….


He called d surgeon n said…

Look at dis engine.. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired n put them back… So why doi get such a small salary n u get such a huge sum ..

The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close 2 his ear nd said….

try the same when the engine is running”….

Friday, November 26, 2010

Best Love quote

One of the best Love quotes:


“I will remember her not as the one who broke my heart, but as the one who taught me how to live with broken heart.”

Friend

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways


and if ever I had to let u go…


I would find a million reasons to make u stay !!

Helping hands

Helping hands


are better than


praying lips

Crime Story

This is a crime story….

5 friends lived in a room, namely – Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody

one day Somebody killed Nobody….

That time Brain was in bathroom, Mad called police

Mad: is it police station?

Police: yes, what is the matter ?

Mad: Somebody killed Nobody

Police: are u Mad ?

Mad: yes, I am Mad

Police: do u have Brain ?

Mad: Brain is in bathroom

Police: U fool ?

Mad: No, fool is reading message

Ha ha ha ha…………

Friday, November 19, 2010

Indian Flag

A Sardar went to purchase Indian flag


After a few minutes Shop keeper was unconscious


Y ?


Y ?

Bcoz Sardar asked him, show me some other colours…..

Friendship

If sky was my paper,
Stars were my words
And if the ocean as my ink…
It still won’t be enough to rite how much
I like
ur FRIENDSHIP

True Affection

A true affection means,

"one who knows you are crying and finds your tears
even when you are walking in the rain… that’s a real affection"

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Funny questions

1. What is height of Fashion?

" Dhoti with a zip "

2. What is height of Secrecy?

" Offering blank visiting cards "

3. What is height of Activelaziness?

" Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk "

4. What is height of Laziness?

" Adopting a child "

5. What is height of Craziness?

" Getting a blank paper Xeroxed "

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

" Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last "

7. What is height of Stupidity?

" A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door "

8. What is height of Honesty?

" A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket "

9. What is height of Suicide?

" A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road "

10. What is height of De-hydration?

" A cow giving milk powder "

A girl asked a guy

A girl asked a guy

if he thought she was pretty,
He said...no.

She asked him

if he would want to be with her forever...

and he said no.

She then asked him

if she were to leave would he cry,

and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough.

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy stopped her and said..

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...


Enemy

The worst thing you can do to your enemies,
is to be kind and good to them.

It frustrates them…

Friend

Because you are my friend


I would do for you all that my heart and my soul and body are capable of doing.

I would cry with you and share your burdens when you are down.

I would laugh with you and rejoice with you when you have achieved.

I would be there when you want my company and I would be gone when you do not.


But do not expect perfection from me, for the day shall come when I let you down and you will be hurt.

And when I let you down, it will not be because I desire to hurt you, nor because I do not still love you.......

..

...

....

It will only be because I am human and that is one frailty from which no one can escape


Love… Through The Eyes Of A Child

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4-8 year olds,

""" What does love mean? """


The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.


" When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore so my grandfather does it for her "

Friday, March 26, 2010

Black Board


Some people think black color is sentimentally bad.
But they forget 2 know about,

every black board makes d students future bright”


- Dr. Abdul Kalam

Man


Man can fly like birds,

Sing like cuckoons,

Dance like peacocks

Swim like fishes


Unfortunately …. Man cannot live like a man

---- Swami Vivekananda

Sunday, January 17, 2010

What can u Hold ?

U can’t hold destiny

U can’t hold time

U can’t hold heart beats

U can’t hold life,

But u can hold 1 thing & that’s ur SMILE

It makes world better

Adult

A person who has stopped growing at both ends ...
.... and is now growing in the middle.

Understanding Life


If u Have D Spirit of understanding Everything & Taking it in a proper way U’ll enjoy Every Moment of Life Whether it is a Pleasure or a pain.