Funny questions

1. What is height of Fashion?

" Dhoti with a zip "

2. What is height of Secrecy?

" Offering blank visiting cards "

3. What is height of Activelaziness?

" Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk "

4. What is height of Laziness?

" Adopting a child "

5. What is height of Craziness?

" Getting a blank paper Xeroxed "

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

" Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last "

7. What is height of Stupidity?

" A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door "

8. What is height of Honesty?

" A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket "

9. What is height of Suicide?

" A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road "

10. What is height of De-hydration?

" A cow giving milk powder "