Funny questions

1. What is height of Fashion?

" Dhoti with a zip "

2. What is height of Secrecy?

" Offering blank visiting cards "

3. What is height of Activelaziness?

" Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk "

4. What is height of Laziness?

" Adopting a child "

5. What is height of Craziness?

" Getting a blank paper Xeroxed "

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

" Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last "

7. What is height of Stupidity?

" A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door "

8. What is height of Honesty?

" A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket "

9. What is height of Suicide?

" A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road "

10. What is height of De-hydration?

" A cow giving milk powder "

A girl asked a guy

A girl asked a guy

if he thought she was pretty,
He said...no.

She asked him

if he would want to be with her forever...

and he said no.

She then asked him

if she were to leave would he cry,

and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough.

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy stopped her and said..

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

Enemy

The worst thing you can do to your enemies,
is to be kind and good to them.

It frustrates them…

Friend

Because you are my friend

I would do for you all that my heart and my soul and body are capable of doing.

I would cry with you and share your burdens when you are down.

I would laugh with you and rejoice with you when you have achieved.

I would be there when you want my company and I would be gone when you do not.

But do not expect perfection from me, for the day shall come when I let you down and you will be hurt.

And when I let you down, it will not be because I desire to hurt you, nor because I do not still love you.......

..

...

....

It will only be because I am human and that is one frailty from which no one can escape

Love… Through The Eyes Of A Child

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4-8 year olds,

""" What does love mean? """

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

" When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore so my grandfather does it for her "